We know a lot of people who have kids. We know their addresses. We know where those kids sleep. Some of them have, frankly, an embarrassment of riches when it comes to offspring. We even like several of the kids that we know.

Yet, we still have somehow resisted the urge to take one of them away. I wonder if it’s because we’re just not that desperate yet, because we’re still optimistic about our own chances, because we really don’t like any of those kids as much as I claimed or simply because we know that we’d never get away with it.

Anyway, here’s hoping this is my last post on this sorry excuse for a blog.